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Wednesday, 07 October 2009

Gotcha!: How did the CHRC's Nazi slayer manage to find so many Section 13 violators to complain about before his racket was finally exposed? Easy. He laid a trap for them by pretending to be a Nazi himself. It went down something like this:

You see somebody sieging heil.
He hangs around for quite a while.
You think there’s nothing wrong,
He strings along, boy,
And whap!
That heil, that guile, they're part of the Jen Lynch trap.
 
You’re eye-to-eye-about the Jews
And how they all control the news.
You’re chatting ‘bout your goal, you say jawohl, pal, then zap!
That goal, jawohl, is part of the Jen Lynch trap.
 
Some fateful day, prob'ly not until much later.
They'll haul your butt to a “judge” because you've been a hater.
 
And all at once six years have passed.
The die against you has been cast.
You'll have your day in “court,” but, sport, it won’t be a snap. 
You wonder how it all came about.
Its too late now there’s no getting’ out.
You spoke some hate, and, mate, that’s the Jen Lynch trap.

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