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Friday, 06 November 2009

A real tear-jerking ballad: A little kitty told me that Jennifer Lynch’s expense claim for her Dublin sojourn has been released. It turns out Dougie and Debbie taxpayer are out $8,000 dollars--the cost of flying Jen to Dublin and putting her up at some shmancy hotel so she could schmooze with some fellow “human rights” hucksters.
Nice work if you can get it, I say.
The news inspired the following song revision:

Oh, Jenny girl,
Ass-wipes, ass-wipes are trawling.
They’re hunting down those “Nazis” on the ‘Net.
And as a perk, from Dublin they’re a-calling.
A lavish trip, oh, girl, how lucky can you get?
But come ye back to testify to Parliament
How censorship is needed to curb “hate”.
And charge huge fees to get “free” information.
Oh, Jenny girl, oh, Jenny girl, you take the cake.

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